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Leviticus Chapter 20 versus Condom Use Instructions
I used the cool website Xtranormal to create this video which interleaves portions of the Book of Leviticus, Chapter 20, with instructional text from the US government on condom use. Which text promotes life? Which text sounds like the ravings of an all powerful genocidal monster?
by Fagnit
4 Jul 2010 at 2:21pm
Maine Voters Set to Choose Between Jesus or Justice
Today, November 3, 2009, voters in the great state of Maine will go to the polls to vote on Question 1, a ballot measure based on California Proposition H8 that would render null and void the legality of same-sex marriage in Maine despite the fact that their "activist" legislature and "activist" Governor passed and signed a law to establish equal marriage rights for all citizens.
by Ungodly
3 Nov 2009 at 10:26am
Lutheran Leaders Assault the Sanctity of Bigotry
The whatchamahoozie central steering committee, or whatever it is called, of the Lutheran Church in the United States has like, totally destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry by deciding to let known, practicing homosexuals act as church-sanctioned clergy persons. Won't anybody think of the poor little bigots? How can they be holier than fags if their [...]
by Ungodly
22 Aug 2009 at 3:22pm
Whereas Sally Hates Fags
Oklahoma state representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus - website) is in the news again, this time for a Jeebus Hates Fags resolution she introduced in the Just an Okie from Oklahoma Legislature Yeee Hah! ride 'em cow bitch. The item purports to represent the wishes of the people of Oklahoma, including every single trailer [...]
by Ungodly
28 Jun 2009 at 1:26pm
Jeebus-Brand Terr?ist Murders Doctor in Church
Murder suspect Scott Roeder is a member of the ultra-Jeebus Operation Rescue organization, and he has a prior criminal record for terr'ist activities like driving around with bomb making materials in his car. Obviously if there really was a Jeebus, he would think this guy is a jerk. When a person commits a crime intended [...]
by Ungodly
1 Jun 2009 at 9:04am
Sally Kern Identifies New Threat at UN
Oklahoma State Representative Sally Kern (Party of Jesus), a famously idiotic and paranoid delusional Fundietard, has identified a new and serious threat to the Sanctity of Brutal Punishments - a UN resolution being considered by the US Congress that she imagines poses a direct threat to the rights of Fundietards to beat the shit out [...]
by Ungodly
12 May 2009 at 11:54am
Maine Governor Destroys Sanctity of Bigotry
The Governor of Maine, the honorable John Baldacci, has signed into law a bill that will grant equal marital rights to gay couples. By doing so he has utterly destroyed the Sanctity of Bigotry in the friendly, beautiful state of Maine. Of course we can all be certain that the bigots are already up in [...]
by Ungodly
6 May 2009 at 12:25pm
Baby Jesus Furious After Maine Senate Supports Equal Rights
The most powerful infant in the history of the entire universe was rumored to be crying inconsolably and as pissed off as a mad hatter on Thursday after the Senate in the US state of Maine voted in favor of a bill that would grant equal rights to homos and those lesbo types too. If [...]
by Ungodly
30 Apr 2009 at 6:32pm
New York Governor Unveils Gay Marriage Bill
New York Governor David Paterson is unveiling a proposed new law that would grant equal marriage rights to all residents of New York State regardless of their gender or sexual orientation. After all, Equal equals Equal. The Catholic Church, also known as the Altar Boy Rape Corporation, is already banging their drums and posing as [...]
by Ungodly
16 Apr 2009 at 1:34pm
Amazonfail: Reality vs Christian Homophobia
Recently a number of very well known authors of books that mention the existence of gay people began to notice that their books were falling completely off the sales rank charts at Amazon. Thus these books were losing their Amazon Rank. At the same time book searches for words like homosexuality began returning despicable books [...]
by Ungodly
14 Apr 2009 at 2:20pm
Party of Jesus
Anti-Gay Party of Jesus CA State Senator Busted for DUI After Leaving Gay Club
A Party of Jesus State Senator from California, known to frequent gay bars in Sacramento, has been arrested on DUI charges after leaving a gay nightclub with another man, that, well you know, wink wink nudge nudge. State Senator Roy Ashburn has always opposed gay rights. As a member of the Party of Jesus it [...]
by admin
6 Mar 2010 at 11:16am
SC Lt Gov: Helping Poor Like Feeding Stray Animals
The Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina flaunted his Party of Jesus Family Values this week with a comment he made about financial assistance given to poor people. "My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're [...]
by admin
26 Jan 2010 at 12:06pm
Wife of Party of Jesus SC Governor Protects Sanctity of Divorce
Jenny Sanford, the wife of Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, has filed for divorce from her husband in order to demonstrate her respect for the Sanctity of Divorce. The Sanfords are well known for sanctity, Governor Sanford made the news a while back when he moved to protect the Sanctity of Extra-Marital [...]
by admin
12 Dec 2009 at 2:00pm
Party of Jesus South Carolina Governor Faces 37 Ethics Charges
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford (Party of Jesus) is a member of the morally superior Jeebus-brand political party formerly known as the Republicans. Because of his moral superiority and oft-stated support for the Sanctity of Marriage it may come as a wee bit of a surprise to learn that this prominent Party of Jesus politician [...]
by admin
23 Nov 2009 at 3:10pm
Party of Jesus Representative Says Gay Marriage is Socialism
Party of Jesus US Congressman Steven King (Iowa -no relation to the author of the same name who is not a moron) has revealed the official Party of Jesus dogma that gay marriage is a purely socialist concept. No doubt his observation is based on the prolific writings of luminaries such as Karl Marx, Lenin, [...]
by admin
24 Sep 2009 at 11:34am
CA Party of Jesus Upholds Sanctity of Extra-Marital Affairs
Not content to let South Carolina and Nevada scoop all of the Family Values headlines Party of Jesus California Assemblyman Mike Duvall went public with his support for the Sanctity of Extra Marital Affairs in front of a live microphone back in July. Representing obscenely Republican Orange County the married California Assemblyman decided to rave [...]
by admin
9 Sep 2009 at 4:28pm
Party of Jesus Exposes Sooper Seekrit Death Panels
The Party of Jesus, through their holy leader Sarah Palin, has exposed the sooper seekrit plans of Barack Obama to impose mandatory death panels on anyone stupid enough to believe anything Sarah Palin has to say. In a special reveal of Party of Jesus dogma, Sarah Palin has exposed the brutal plans of our known [...]
by admin
13 Aug 2009 at 11:35am
Party of Jesus Loses as Known Hispanic to Join Court
The Party of Jesus suffered yet another defeat today when a woman that is not even Caucasian was confirmed by the US Senate as the next justice to serve on the US Supreme Court. I mean, she's not even white! These are lean days for the Party of Jesus as they are forced, over and [...]
by admin
6 Aug 2009 at 5:44pm
Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Displays Family Values
Party of Jesus Tennessee Senator Paul Stanley, a Family Values? anti-gay paragon of Jeebus-brand virtue, who has crusaded to ban gay adoption of children and who once said in public "When you're married, there's a commitment there" has resigned his seat in the Tennessee Senate after being exposed as a typical Party of Jesus anti-gay, [...]
by admin
29 Jul 2009 at 9:58am
Baptists Falsely Claim OK Governor Supports Sally Kern Jeebus-Brand Bigotry
Recently the obviously insane Oklahoma Party of Jesus legislator Sally Kern sponsored a bigotry is morality proclamation, and in the process tried her dumbass darnedest to make it look like the official policy of the State of Oklahoma. Being, as they are, pre-selected for extreme gullibility and the fervent desire to grant belief in the [...]
by admin
21 Jul 2009 at 12:09pm
Virgin Mary (again)
Our Lady of the Chromatic Aberration on a Hospital Window
Persons in Massachusetts who are arguably prone to hallucinations are reporting that they recognize the image of a Holy Virgin with Perfectly Intact Hymen (who never once took the whole thing) on a hospital window, despite the fact that none of the hallucinators have ever met or even seen a photograph of this alleged Perfect [...]
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Our Lady of the Painful Looking Road Rash
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by Ungodly
1 Oct 2008 at 1:14pm
Our Lady of the Obviously Stained Cloth
In Miami Florida, in a church of all places, people with a stunning lack of critical thinking skills are lining up to prove P. T. Barnum's point, eagerly waiting to see a piece of cloth draped over an altar which allegedly shows an image of a Virginal Intact-Hymen Sex-Free Mother who never took a penis [...]
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Our Lady of the Completely Unconvincing Tree Stump
by Ungodly
24 Sep 2007 at 8:41pm
Our Lady of the Amsterdam Drag Show
[ED comment: For nearly a year now we have diligently researched and ridiculed over 40 supposed sightings of an alleged virgin claimed to be the mother of an imaginary ancient Jewish super pal. This one is just for fun.] During the pagan winter festival celebrated every year at the winter solstice, and famously hijacked by [...]
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Our Lady of the Rotten Green Seedless Grape
Our Lady of the eBay Auction for Chumps
by Ungodly
7 Jan 2009 at 2:30pm
Our Lady of the eBay Auction for Chumps
If you are a dumbass, and you've got hundreds of thousands of dollars in spare cash, we know how you can buy your very own Miracle of Mary! Dumbasses only, please. eBay seller jmj73 is offering a used candle which melted unevenly as it was burning, leaving a portion of the candle much taller than [...]
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Our Lady of the Coffee Stained Title Page
Our Lady of the Shiny Polished Stone with Intact Hymen
by Ungodly
2 Mar 2007 at 3:41pm
Our Lady of the Not Very Convincing Grill Smear
In the small town of Calexico, a Sonoran desert town on the border of California and Mexico, persons who were already afflicted with ridiculous Catholic-brand religious delusions reported a miraculous Marian apparition on a restaurant grill that was being cleaned when a shape, vaguely phallic or reminiscent of a butt plug, appeared on the surface [...]
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Our Lady of the Chocolate Dildo
Our Lady of Obviously Just a Column of Ice
by Ungodly
1 May 2009 at 9:57am
Our Lady of the V for Vendetta Looking Rock
The tendency of the human mind to recognize faces in inanimate objects where they actually do not appear is called Pareidolia. We like it because it provides us ample opportunity to mock ridiculous ancient superstitions about virgin mommies with perfectly intact hymens whose impregnation provider was an invisible ghost who was not named Casper but [...]
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by Ungodly
4 Apr 2009 at 4:57pm
Our Lady of the Defective Double Glazed Window
Over 25,00 members of the faithful flocked to Milton Hospital in Milton, Massachusetts in 2003 to see a miraculously defective double glazed window. Apparently the Holy Mother of God is able to cause rubber gaskets in insulated windows to fail with the superpower of her Miraculous Vagina. The seal in this window had failed many [...]
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Our Lady of the Calcium Deposits on a Rock
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by Ungodly
27 Feb 2007 at 10:17am
Our Lady of the Clearly Defective Paneling
In August 2006 customers at a Souplantation Restaurant in San Diego, California hallucinated an apparition of an obviously fictititious female quasi-deity when they viewed a piece of wood paneling that was obviously defective and should never have been installed in the first place. Of course anyone who is afflicted with Catholicism and already prone to [...]
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Our Lady of the Honey Mustard Pretzel
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by Ungodly
9 Mar 2007 at 2:57pm
Our Lady of the Coffee Stained Title Page
In 1999 a book lover in San Francisco was examining an old hardback copy of the novel Ulysses by James Joyce when he discovered a stain from a dark brown liquid on the title page. Jason Rosette had just finished work on the movie BookWars, when, with his interest in books peaked, he handled the [...]
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Our Lady of the Irridescent Office Windows
Our Lady of Obviously Just Tree Bark
by Ungodly
8 Mar 2007 at 12:58pm
Our Lady of the Magnetic Resonance Imaging Scan
In the year 2002 Fort Pierce, Florida resident Pamela Latrimore was suffering from severe medical problems, despite the fact that she prayed every day to her Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy and his Perfectly Holy Mommie with Unpenetrated Intact Virgin Hymen. But of course, nothing fails like prayer. In the course of her medical treatment Pamela [...]
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by Ungodly
6 Dec 2008 at 5:19pm
Our Lady of the Shiny Polished Stone with Intact Hymen
A gentleman from Pocatello Idaho recently obtained a stone in Las Vegas, and upon returning home he began to polish the very attractive stone. Soon a pattern began to emerge and the gentleman imagined he was seeing the image of the 2,000 year old allegedly virgin mother of a super pal from invisible space behind [...]
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Our Lady of the Birdshit on a Truck Rear View Mirror
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by Ungodly
25 Feb 2009 at 2:29pm
Our Lady of the Irridescent Office Windows
UV blocking film applied to a group of office windows in Clearwater Florida was found to be irridescent in sunlight in 1997, providing us once again with a miraculous apparition of the Imaginary Virgin Mother of an Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy. Eventually area teenagers became fed up with the extreme stupidity of this farcical apparition, [...]
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by Ungodly
27 Feb 2007 at 11:23am
Our Lady of the Storm Window Broken by a Rock
Some time ago a lawn mower propelled a rock which struck a window in the home of Greg and Debbie Sapp in Jesup, GA. The rock damaged the outer glass of the dual pane window allowing the exchange of air and eventually creating a vagina-shaped mark on the inside of the window. It's a miracle! [...]
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by Ungodly
19 Jun 2009 at 3:44pm
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